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Those that know me would know that this was a lighthearted adventure in meathooks and chainsaws, and meant nothing at all. I wrote it entirely for shock value, and unfortunately it backfired entirely. Some stupid fucking waste of chromosomes and organic matter that I will refer to as "Jew Girl Twin Idiot", who is offended by just about everything that I say, was of course, offended heavily by my poem. She didn't understand the chainsaw reference, (only two people did) didn't understand that I regard meat hooks as an instrument of comedy, and I love my kitten very much. I figured the toothpaste would be a dead giveaway as to the violently whimsical nature of the poem, but some people's brains have replaced with lead weights.

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Anonymous · original post · 2026-01-07 14:18:25

C# is the name of a recipe for cakes. "Java" is the name of Algor's pet in Race of the Infants.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-01-07 14:20:31

Notepad is the fastest programming language.

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nayarei · reply · 2026-01-08 00:23:05

"Java" is an island zomg

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GlooBloo · reply · 2026-01-08 10:12:58

Later the project went by the name Green and was finally renamed Java, from *Java coffee, a type of coffee from Indonesia*

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-01-08 11:36:28

>>3890
can you guess where Java coffee got its name form?

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-01-09 15:12:29

rust is very rusty

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-01-10 07:32:50

PHP is Personal Home Page

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yp22 · reply · 2026-03-25 01:42:23

>>10868
I'm incredibly surprised to see something in Arabic on this forum. I am a native speaker so I want to correct you here "جواهر" actually means jewels

Jawahir is how it's pronounced

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